Totalibanitarianism

Taliban -
Talibandits.
Totalibanally insane Talibrand of Talibantics.

Totalibanitarianism.

Music and dancing - Talibanned.
Television and movies - Talibanned.
Kite flying - Talibanned.
Celebrating New Year - Talibanned.
Objectionable books - Talibanned.

Religions other than Islam - Talibranded like Jews under the Nazis.
Within Islam, not being Sunni - Taliblasted in Rawalpindi and Karachi.

Totalibanitarianism.

Women's rights - Talibanned.
Women working - Talibanned.
Women playing - Talibanned.
Women laughing - Talibanned.
Women celebrating - Talibanned.
Women gathering - Talibanned.

Women studying - Talibanned,
And for protesting Malala gunned down.

Wearing nail varnish - thumb cut off.
Not qutting your job - gun shot to the head.
Girl fleeing baad - Ear and nose cut off
And left in the mountains for dead.

Totalibanitarianism.

Taliban -
An affliction on Afghanistan.

Tehrik-i-Taliban -
An affliction on Pakistan.

Totalibanitarianism.
Totalibanally insane Talibrand of Talibantics.
Talibanatics.
Talibandits.
Taliban.
Totalibanitarian.
Band of Totaliban twats.

From Swat in Pakistan to Afghani sands,
It's time the Taliban were Talibanished.