I am lord of the dance!
Cried Farage
as he waltzed into Strasbourg
and dragged Britain out.
I am the wide mouthed frog!
Cried Cameron,
lord of the flies,
mouth full of piggy.
I am the lord of the pies!
Cried BoJo,
scratching at porkies
in a world full of fibs.
I am irrelevant!
Cried Crobyn,
missing the point,
missing the chance.
I am lord of the rings!
Cried May,
wishing she could disappear,
Gollum teetering on the edge.
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