"This doesn't bode well,"
we said. Alas,
"I told you so", they say,
is unhelpful.
Where, then, do we go from here?
Critical thought slain,
cretins at the helm
of this cartoon reality.
2016 was the year satire died
and mushrooms lost potency,
LSD the new BSc
and DMT the currency.
'A fleeting, intelligent speck,
but an unruly, ignorant mob,'
reads the obituary
of the megalomaniacal race.