Thursday, 25 March 2021
When loons run the asylum
"Capitalism and greed", Johnson haiku #1
Wednesday, 24 March 2021
Haikus #1-6: Leopards and peacocks
this tree my banquet table
Tuesday, 23 March 2021
Sunday, 28 February 2021
A picture of vacuity: our guy Boris
they can, apparently, do no wrong
so long the electorate fails to ponder
Sunday, 10 January 2021
The obituary of the megalomaniacal race
"This doesn't bode well,"
we said. Alas,
"I told you so", they say,
is unhelpful.
Where, then, do we go from here?
Critical thought slain,
cretins at the helm
of this cartoon reality.
2016 was the year satire died
and mushrooms lost potency,
LSD the new BSc
and DMT the currency.
'A fleeting, intelligent speck,
but an unruly, ignorant mob,'
reads the obituary
of the megalomaniacal race.
Thursday, 7 January 2021
What makes me
I am the product of evolution,
the sum, no more, of three billion or so parts but never whole; a mirror of seven billion faces, minds, hearts, far flung places etched as faint traces, recalled as memories but never unchanged. I hear your words, I echo your thoughts, I see your smiles, I feel your joy. I touch your skin and a calcium wave courses through my finger to my brain; forever changed. I am the product of thirty one years, the sum, no more, of forty trillion or so cells but never whole; no picture reflects my troubled soul, as with the years I age each cellular replication is fraught with decay, my telomeres decline, my chromosomes fray. I will no longer recognise myself, one day. And who am I? The longest lived of all my cells, seven years, no more. What’s left of who I was before but the epigenetic imprints? Etched as faint traces, recalled as memories but never unchanged. I am amorphous; my cells merely obey what’s written in my DNA, the stimuli that pass their way, yet my brain is soft as clay. I was never born this way. I am the smell of sizzling fat, the thrilling sound of a thunder crash, the fixation of a lightning flash, the desolation of a grave. I am every laugh, every tear, each and every triumph and fear; the manifestation of all I see and hear; forever changed. I am the sands of time, the drift of mutations, epigenetic methylations, a vessel for each revolution’s chance situations, certain only that I will one day decline but heartened to understand: that’s fine.Saturday, 19 December 2020
Google it
Google it
The diminishing drought drains
knowledge at my finger’s tip;
I once cherished the unpredictable rains,
held out my tongue to catch each drip,
wondered at the taste.
I can feel those flavours slip
past parched roots in streams of waste;
They leach into polluted pools,
rotten reservoirs on tap to haste,
and fill the brains of fools.
Friday, 18 December 2020
Vaccines (or what happens without them)
Vaccines (or what happens without them)
The drizzle sits as bleakly suspended mist
on a backdrop of grim skies and damp, grey stones
where forgotten names begin to erode;
memories reduced to blank slate and rust.
The howling wind echoes the wailing ghosts
of mothers who mournfully trace each etched word
and sorrowfully watch as the wretched world
so quickly forgets the many children lost:
consumed and taken, snatched in a fleeting youth,
so commonly before what now is so rare.
To succumb, after all that, so unfair
to the victim who deserved, merely, the truth.





